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The Strawberry Shortcake Reboot will eternally damage the reputation of Strawberry Shortcake. Some thought that Berry Bitty Adventures was ugly, but this is taking ugly to a new level...horrifying.

Character Biographies

Strawberry Shortcake: Meet Strawberry Shortcake! She is everyone's "berry" best friend! She is smart, inquisitive, and she even has magical powers. Her magic lets her change the scent of berries; it's like changing the scent of oranges to popcorn! She always knows how to stop a feud or compromise with a friend!

Orange Blossom: Meet Orange Blossom! Often called "Orange Awesome", she is very chill! She doesn't always let her friends help her, so she can sometimes be a bit bossy. Her friend Strawberry, however, always sets her back on the right track!

Blueberry Muffin: Meet Blueberry Muffin! Blueberry is Miss Strawberryland, so she always has her hair up in a bun. She also has her thoughts up in a bun, so she often confuses herself. Sometimes, she says things that are selfish, but her friend Strawberry reminds her not to!

Lemon Meringue: Meet Lemon Meringue! As the sportiest girl of the bunch, you'll probably find her outside! She is not usually interested in things that aren't sports, so she is insensitive around her friends. However, her best friend Strawberry helps her be a better person!

Keya Lime Pie: Meet Keya Lime Pie! She is a nerdy book-loving girl who is the oldest resident in Strawberryville! While she is the niece of Pieman, she likes to keep her sour side away from her friends. When she does act arrogant, though, Strawberry always makes her apologize!


The new version of Strawberry Shortcake is based on several things. Some of them include Smurfs, Trolls, Boss Baby, and Storks.

Character History

Although it can be debated, the story of Strawberry Shortcake and her friends is continuing. With this said, the characters age during the many versions of the series...just it doesn't match up with exact time. Strawberry Shortcake got older and older until she became a nine-year-old magic keeping girl.


The fate of Strawberry Shortcake and her "friends" is a hot mess. The official and horrifying description of the new Strawberry Shortcake has been revealed!

"Strawberry Shortcake is a comedy/educational CGI series of 22-minute episodes for girls ages 3-6. The series focuses on the delightfully quirky community of Berry Bitty City, a miniature town tucked into a strawberry patch. It is home to Strawberry Shortcake and her girlfriends, all nine years old and two inches tall. The series teaches social/emotional lessons and emotional intelligence lessons on community life that will benefit our young audience. The series is also “fruit forward” – Strawberry’s earlier series has evolved from a world plentiful with cake and candy to one that now emphasizes fruit, vegetables and healthy eating. Colorful, whimsical fruit motifs are used in visuals and naming conventions."
Here is the description when using proper translations:
"Strawberry Shortcake is a dorky show for preschool girls to view occasionally. The series focuses on the ridiculously small Berry Bitty City which is now filled with magic! It is home to Strawberry Shortcake and her berry best friends who all are exactly the same! The series teaches three-year-olds how to be nice, share, listen to mommy and daddy, and be themselves. The series also supports environmentalism; anything that isn't a plant has to go! To promote healthy eating habits, Angel Cake has been k***** to make room for Keya Lime Pie; nobody wants to see Angel Cake make another appearance as the 80's were enough. Food-dyed, magical fake fruits are used in every episode so that your children will not d**."