The original video on this page, the most-viewed video of it prior to deletion, has been deleted due to copyright cringes. This is because the uploader of it removed PikoTaro's lame logo from the beginning of the video. However, the original original video of PPAP hasn't been deleted because PikoTaro himself uploaded it.
There is also a PPAP APP!!!!!!!
Quotes from Wikia-ers on PPAP
"PPAP is such a cringey song! I hate this song way more than Trump!" - HermioneGrangerfan1234
"Why does this song have to be so cringey? It is also popular and I do not like that" - Lava stamp
"My little brother has an addiction to this like he does with Pokémon Go—and me with YouTube and wiki" - ShopkinsAddict
"PPAP is so cool and everyone in my family likes it!" - Deshna Lilyberry
"This song is way too referenced, and it's practically the meme song." - TheSnuggleKinzA
"This song is pure cringe, my little sister literally cannot live without it and now strangely I have too." - Shopkins79318
"Almost everyone in my class loves this song, but I can't stand it." - CoolChocoCassandra"I have hate, I have this, I have video, UGH! I hate this video! (I really do)" Florafoxpokemon
== Haters ==
- Lava stamp
- Robbie Rotten
- Nora Noodles
How Do You Dance It?
You dubsmash it, then grab a real pineapple, apple, and pen, and put them together, TADAA!! A REAL FRUIT PEN! YOU CAN CARRY IT TO SCHOOL! MUWAHAHAHA!
What Are The Lyrics?
Mermaid Man says it's EEEEEEEVVVVIIIIIIIILLL, so the lyrics are confidential. That's why we can't post them.
Besides, there are subtitles.
PPAP puns made by Wikia-ers
Plastic Version - JC
"I have a pen, I have a plastic,
Ugh! Plastic Pen!
I have a pen, I have a paper,
Ugh! Paper Pen!
Plastic Pen! Paper Pen!
Ugh! Pen Plastic and Paper Pen!"
Rubber Version - Lava
I have a pen, I have some rubber!
UGH!! Rubber pen!
I have a pen, I have a soap bar!
UGH!! Soapy pen!
Rubber pen, soapy pen!
UGH!! Pen rubber and soapy pen!
Watermelon Version - WS
I have a shine, I have a sun!
I have a melon, I have some water!
Evil Version - SC
I have a pen, I have some Shopkins with holes!
UGH!! Shopkins pen!
I have a pen, I have some books!
UGH! I WROTE IN IT!
Shopkins pen, WHY DID I WRITE IN IT!
UGH!! Shopkins pen and book accident!
Shopkinsins Version - Dunce
I have a Dunce03, I have a hates!
I have a Shopkins, I have a sins!
Dunce03 hates, Shopkinsins
Dunce03 hates Shopkinsins!
HiSun Version - HS
I have a Hi, I have a Sun
Shoppie Version - D LB
I have a pen, I have a ballerina
I have a pen, I have a teapot
Pirouetta Pen, Kirstea Pen
Pen Ballet and Teapot Pen
The Filipino Parody
There is a full version now...KILL MEH. Posting it as a link because it's too cringy to put on the page itself. Kill me now. Please. Ew.
- This cringy and nonsense song holds the world record for the shortest and cringiest song to be in the Billboard 100.
- During the music video, PikoTaro doesn't actually have a pen, pineapple, and apple. He thinks he does because he is stupid.
- There is a game that is related to this, except it isn't cringey, but actually cute. (Except for PikoTaro in anime form.)
- JustineCarl5 is really cringing right now because of the full version. #CringekinsExtraordinaire2
- Believe it or not, there is a café for the song that most users here hate. Just tell me, WHY WORLD?! WHY?!
- JustineCarl5's classmates actually LIKE this song instead of finding it cringy.
- You can lip-synch to it on Musical.ly because it's cringy. Musical.ly + PPAP = #CringekinsExtraordinaireOVAH9000.
- If you listen closely to this "song", you could hear that PT actually said "I have a apple" instead of "I have an apple" and "I have pineapple" instead of "I have a pineapple". He thinks his grammar is right because he couldn't even hear his own voice due to very many Cringes.
- If you look at the lyrics in the "song", it says "Pen Pineapple Apple PenPineapple Pen" instead of "Pen Pineapple Apple Pen". Like his other grammar mistakes, he think it is right because he can't hear his own voice due to many cringes.
- ShopkinsAddict's brother likes to watch parodies of PPAP IN RUSSIAN AND POLISH ONE EVEN SAID A BAD WORD (He used a translator).
- Pinkie Sprinkle Lee's grandmother thinks it is one of the funniest things EVER in the whole entire universe.
- OliviaOil06's classmates say Pineapple apple pen instead of PEN pineapple apple pen.
- such bad
- The full version of this song is sang by PikoTaro himself in an orchestra!?? What the heck
- The SHOPPIES AND SHOPKINS did PPAP in their latest cartoon.
- APPLE BLOSSOM'S WORM HAD A PIKO TARO MUSTACHE!!!!